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Naomee the Sensual Senior-Monthly Bluster #15-Help the kids or Self-care?

Naomee the Sensual Senior Monthly Bluster-#15-The conundrum of splitting ourselves two ways-Follow the kids? Or self-care? ~~ Hey there, folks. Naomee here.  Pammy’s alter-ego.  And, like your host Pammy here on her Author’s website, I am a part of that HUGE ..Zoomerland! And we gott’a problem. It tears us apart, en-masse. One of the pluses of my new job is working with the public and CONVERSING with said public on a surprisingly intimate basis. It boggles me, actually, how much people divulge to an interesting stranger. Me! Granted, not EVERY connection with my public spills a bucket of beans but, more often than you would imagine they do. Maybe because I YAK with peeps. I schmooze. I kibbutz. Like-they tell me ‘stuff’. I swear, I feel like a bartender or hairdresser some days. Anyvayyyys—back to subject. Seems me and Pammy are not the only ladies who have this massive internal struggle going on—almost daily. Do I follow the kids and grand kidlets around the country …..or do I look after the Grammy and be selfish as hell in doing so? After all. They NEED US!! Or…………. Do they? It never ceases to amaze me, too, how classic I am. How […]

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Naomee the Sensual Senior-Monthly Bluster-On taking a job to save my sanity! #14

Naomee the Sensual Senior-Monthly Bluster-On taking a job to save my sanity! #15 Pammy, my alter ego and owner of this author’s website has just given me my latest assignment and it wasn’t a hard sell by any stretch of the imagination. (There’s that word–IMAGINATION!!—Have I LOST IT??) Lord protect me from early onset dementia! Or has it already begun?  What was I saying?? OK, OK, so I am talking tongue in cheek here but, since I AM Pammy’s alter-ego and think much like her I believe it’s safe to say-I GET where she is coming from on this hot topic…. “”Single woman at loose ends.” The story seems to be all too frequent in my circle. It’s like a cultural blip or something, all these young single seniors. Kinda like the young-people cultural snafu happening all across our land right now. Like the recent influx of lazy-ass young men who send their 20-30 something girlfriends/wives off to work whilst they sit on their tight young asses and play video games all day without lifting a finger—then she comes home (with the bacon-literal and proverbial) and cooks him dinner –after he snaps his fingers. WHAT is our world COMING to? […]

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Naomee the Sensual Senior Monthly Bluster-Birds are doin’ it! Edition #13

Naomee the Sensual Senior..Monthly Bluster…Birds are doin’ it! #12 My eyes. My EYES! Pammy (my alter ego), what the heck am I supposed to do with your directive this month? You want me to pen a Bluster about that thing that’s allll around us, no matter where we turn?? You might as well ask me to write a “Milking a cow for dummies.”” Or technical CliffsNotes on building a frigging Porsche from the wheels up. What in the HELL do I—ME—Naomee the so-called sensual senior know about the horizontal mambo? I’m outta PRACTICE, GF!!! I think I must have COBWEBS gathering slowly in the nether region, for Gods sakes!! It’s EVERYWHERE, being spring and all. The sounds.. The sights.. The innuendo… It’s even on MENUS in trendy restaurants now.. TV commercials are FLAGRANTLY sexual now. Never MIND the afternoon soaps. Like HOT! HOT!!  HOT!! Fact is—no matter where U-turn— S.E.X. is in the air. Everybody is HOT for it.. It’s almost scoop-able… The pheromones are almost smell-able!! Nipples are hard on the females—headlights are blaring BRIGHT!! Packages are—well—packages!! Right there nekid to the friggin’ naked EYE!! The boys are walking around in public READY for ACTION! As Pammy would say—Holy […]

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Naomee the Sensual Senior-Weekly Bluster-Breaking up is hard to do #12

Ok, OK, I know I have to do it. …Gulp. It makes my stomach sick to think of it for I LOVE the comfy and familiar, after all. …Shiver. I know if I’m not strong I will chicken out and run for those hills of safety. …Goosebumps. My heart beats fast ‘n hard. I get an unattractive nervous tic in my right eye. Oh, wait—there it is in the left one, too! Holy! I hold my breath in terror ‘cause, after all, what I have been living is SO easy. And, ok, ok.. Sooo lazy.   But the time is right.   It has to be NOW or never. It’s time to take the plunge. i must close my eyes and take a leap of faith. It’s now or nevuhhhhhhhhh….. I must just DO it.   I HAVE to break up with ….. NEGATIVITY!   Aw, yes, I must own it. I must be brave and throw myself on the sword and admit it The honesty fairy is ain’t gonna bang me on the head if I am finally—honest with myself.   I have been —-WALLOWING!!!   It’s all my fault. I was the one who let it creep in, […]

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Monthly Bluster-Naomi the Sensual Senior-Approaching Spring-the season of love-alone. #10

Monthly Bluster-Naomi the Sensual Senior-Approaching Spring-the season of love-alone. “”It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! “Mark Twain Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I know what it is alright. And yes the fever is persistent, insistent. In your existence there is no resistance. We were just discussing this Pammy and I. Your author and the designer and caretaker of this page is my alter-ego, you see, and she has just as surly been recently overtaken by this malady as deeply and surly as I have!! Mon Dieu!! We concur, sadly. There IS no getting away from it. We have become restless, sleepless, clueless and listless. Since we lack concentration, focus, sleep and proper rest we have become powerless, defenceless and purposeless. We lack attentiveness, are witless, artless. It’s the DOMINO effect, I tell yuh!! There is no wantonness, prowess, freshness, gentleness. !! WE no longer feel dauntless, filled with fierceness. Awareness graciousness. Mark Twain coined it..and said truth. It fairly makes your heart ache.  

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Monthly Bluster Naomee the Single Sensual Senior-March. The SEXY month. And the feeellingggg’s goooddd!#8

Hello, y’all. I am Pammy’s alter ego and each month I attempt to speak for we discriminating mature ladies out there. So here goes on March, the sexy month. K, so you’re prolly thinking. “Why sexy? March? I’m still wearing my flannels, for God’s sakes. W.T.H. is sexy about THAT?” True, true. I am sure it will take a lawnmower/chainsaw to remove the fur mat on your legs to get them all soft ‘n touchable again by anyone but yourself. But really, girls. SHOULD we have allowed the underarms and gams to GET all Magilla Gorilla-y?  Think of it. What would you have done if you, somehow, accidently, HAD the kind of date over the cold months that required—smooth legs?  You never know. It COULD have materialised! We must not give up on’er, after all!  “Stranger things have happened” and all that good stuff. Also–re the flannel P.J. thingy. Before the end of the lion-lamb, Ides of month you might well be throwing open you windows to smell the fresh air –and hear the birdies. No flannels required. SO, Holy Doodles. It’s about frigging TIME, wouldn’t you say. Time to shake off these winter blues and get the hell ON WITH […]

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Monthly Bluster-Naomee the Single Sensual Senior-Only the Lonely#7

Only the Lonely Hey there everyone. I am Naomee, Pammy’s alter-ego and surprise, surprise we are much alike. I have taken it upon myself to ‘splain our—pain.. KK so, like Pam/Pamela/Pammy,  I’ve tried the dating site thingy. Who hasn’t at over 60? Or is it 50? 40? 30? Hell, who HASN’T don’t the match.com conga line-revolving door?? Then there’s the proverbial produce section at the Superstore, the Meet-up groups, church….CHURCH?? Yep… I ain’t admittin’ on a public forum how long this has been going on. It’s like a secret life, in a way. You WANT it to be all naughty and tantalizing but—it’s not. I will admit to one thing. I am a clandestine stalker of Poff’s!! Nawww. Not really.. I don’t get enough hits/interest/flirts/pokes for stalking ANYONE, now that I’m over 60. Again, like our Pamela, I am yesterday’s news. It’s like I have an invisible shield over me now to all those knights in shining armour out there. I am now one of the unapproached. Like I have a horn in the middle of my forehead or am 9 feet tall. They want YOUNG! And FIT! See it allll the time. Trust me. I do not exaggerate. The […]

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The Sensual Senior-Erotic Naomee—On ringing in 2016 as a single 60+..#6

Monthly Bluster Ok, ok. I’ll admit it.  You know those “”Skyrockets in flight”” you hear about in lyrics?  And the ones you likely saw on the tubes as they happened city to city worldwide? Well, they did not happen in my heart as my honey swooped over me in adoration and gave me a lavish kiss at the sound of Happy New YEAR!!! There weren’t no honey to do the swoopin’. Again. Sigh. This is getting-old. Then again, according to Stats Canada stats way back in 2010, I am not alone in being alone. HOWEVAHHH. This Naomee girl here seems to be a rare bird of sorts in my lonliness angst!  Surprise, surprise! Granted, I HAVE heard from others of my era, more times than I can count on two hands, that they would LOVEEEE the solitude and would NEVER take a partner again. Yada, yada, yada. Like, REALLY? Umm, ladies. You SAY that as your partner is in duh house. Have you tried it recently? For the half decade I have been single?   Still, it got me thinking—and wondering. AM I that unusual? DO any other women of my era AND CIRCUMSTANCE crave company like I do?? So, I went […]

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Weekly Bluster-Naomee-The Sensual Senior-Single as a 60+ at Christmas-#5

Nooooooooooooo. It can’t be the season AGAIN, can it?  I just packed away the eggnog punch set and mistletoe like–yesterday? But it IS the holiday season already ‘cause I just opened the On This Day page on my Facebook and there it is. Images of candy canes stockings and naughty Santas dancing attendance with said scantily dressed models. CHRISTMAS, 2015. It crept UP on me! Or am I trying to avoid it??  Hmmm. Sigh.  Pamela is busy trying to cram in a bit of writing and editing her second book for publish, A-SAP before she heads on her annual Christmas bus/train/plane/auto Gypsy Trip. And here I am, wallowing in yet ANOTHER YEAR ALONE!!  Say it ain’t SO!! When we converse, Pammy and I speak of how it is for both of us but she must be careful not to—wallow—in public for it is unnerving to some who assume she is eternally happy, if not a tad lonely. So she tampers down her actual feelings and carries on with the status-quo. “NOT I” says me, the brutally honest Naomee. I HATE being a single at Christmas, year after year since becoming a widow. Despise it. Alone, there is no ‘the one’ […]

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Weekly Bluster-The Sensual Senior-Erotic Naomee-On Hiatus-#4

Well now…Here I am again after many weeks have passed, shirking my duties as Pammyland’s Roving Sensual Senior Reporter. It was SUPPOSED to be a weekly thing, this Bluster jobbie, but life seems to have a way of horning in. It was SUPPOSED to be a candid view of what it’s LIKE to be a single, widowed, free and easy sexually active above 60.. Hovevvvahhhh- If there is no material development happening, how the heck and I SUPPOSED to report on said happenings?? Like, DANG! Ok, Ok, I know I was reporting last time on what it was like to date someone young enough to be my own son (for God’s sakes!) and yes, it was–let me say–an interesting experience. One I wouldn’t trade for the world. But I also said I wouldn’t repeat it for the reasons stated in the last Weekly Bluster. HOWEVAHHH.. Since there is now a clear playing field and I haven’t been scared away FROM dating, I will admit it was mega exciting. And I am after all, Pammy’s alter-ego, (always seeking experiences outside the box). AAnyyyvays, I am not adverse to trying new things again. Like dating, say, a rich man. Or an adventurous  one. Or a WRITER/POET/SINGER […]

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