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Boomers vs Millennials- A LOT scarier than Mars vs Venus

Naomee The Sensual Senior Monthly Bluster #25 Hashtag? Hashtag? What the HECK is a hashtag, anyway? Hey there, strangers. Where have you been for 7 months? OK, ok. I admit it. I’m the guilty party, 100%. As the old song goes, life got in the way. There IS a song of that title, isn’t there? I digress. I’m Naomee. The sensual Senior. Pammy’s alter ego. And, by the way, Pammy is soooo on the same friggin’ page re the subject of my latest blog. Like WTH? Hashtag? On Trend? A.I? Boomers are dinosaurs? Oh, right. That’s another topic altogether, which I’ll address in a minute. F.Y.I. (an old fashioned hashtagy way of saying something. Similar to L.O.L or OMG!) I’m not hitting on the Sensual cylinder this episode of the “Monthly” Bluster so if you’re here for the juicy, you should maybe click on your next website you follow for the latest news on dildos or the next 50 shades of whatever. Annyvayssssss.. SQUIRREL! I am soooo distracted right now I can’t even stay on topic. I’ll chock it up to… Summertime easy livin’ syndrome. So. Re Pammy and her shared with me # confusion. It IS true she wrote […]

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Naomi the Sensual Senior–monthly Bluster #24. Christmas is all about the magic–and vocabulary!

Naomi the Sensual Senior—Monthly Bluster #24—Christmas. It’s all about the magic. And the vocabulary. Clark Griswald and his Eggnog in a moose punch-glass rant. Elves (especially Buddy and his elevator ride) Candy canes, cracked walnuts and turkey dinner with the fixin’s. The CHRISTMAS Concert ticket conundrum—WHO gets one? Stockings in a row on the mantel. Sparkes and twinkly glitter-EVERYWHERE. ‘T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house. Sleigh bells. Carols that are not a given name. Frankincense, baby in a manger, the star. Themey wreaths, tinsel swallowed by the cat and the best lightshow in the country contests on T.L.C. Sugar Plum fairy songs chiming out from cell phones in the grocery store lineups. Carrots for Rudolph and all her gal companions sit alongside scratch tickets for stockings in those hard to find carts. Smiley faces, everywhere. “I’ll be home for Christmas—if only in my dreams” on the car radio, making us all teary eyed and nostalgic with memories of past years. NOSTALGIA! TRADITIONS! CHRISTMAS VOCABULARY used only once a year! Where all these words prompt faster heartbeats, bring grins to our lips. Words used over and over for weeks. But for these weeks, we never tire of […]

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Naomi the Sensual Senior-#23-No sense of place.

Naomi The Sensual Senior-The Monthly Bluster-#23-Sense of place. Hey, readers. Let me introduce myself. I am Naomi. Cool name, eh? I am a traveling, single, free spirited boho, gypsy like lady, just like my alter-ego, Pamela, this website’s creator and keeper. I am the voice of Pammyland; Pammy, she is called affectionately by some. I speak for her, for me, for us. Us being “Them that’s not-quite-blue-hairs.” We discussed this ad nauseum, Pammy and I, trying to avoid the obvious and decided that, as much as we hate to open the subject, we must keep relevant, real and on top of topical stuff here on my Monthly Bluster, as much as folks don’t want to discuss reality. Between us we have studied this in countless articles and stuff on the tube and Net and talked to many, many mature women, so we KNOW we aren’t the only 2 out of the 6,000,000 single women in Canada who have experienced this weird phenomenon. YESSS we know that all 6,000,000 single women aren’t over 55 and yess, of course we KNOW many, many are not facing anything NEAR this weird new age life of many. And we are SO happy for our […]

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Naomee the Sensual Senior. Monthly Bluster #22-Mature, sick and single.

Naomee the Sensual Senior-#22—On being mature, sick and single. Well, hi there again, my loyal readers. Yes, I am assuming there is an S in there at the end of reader. Hope you have been enjoying my so called “wise and sage observations” (a reader’s words) as a mature, not-dead-yet young senior. According to the 2011 Canadian Census, there’s upwards of almost 4 million of we over 50’s out there. There are actually over 6 million single women in Canada but we are an aging population so we more advanced gals, age-wise, win the brass ring in numbers. Back to my point. Hopefully at least ONE of you must be following me by now and, hopefully, enjoying and nodding your head in agreement as you read each of the over 20 Naomee articles on how we all friggin’ FEEL to have hit this over 50 and beyond milestone, still above ground. Or am I being too optimistic in the competitive world of blogging? It is getting harder and harder to get views on Social Media now as the world of cyber space grows daily. On to the topic at hand. It just so happened that Pammy and I have discussed […]

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Following Pammy’s heart to Nova Scotia

Oh my! What a bad representative of we Mature Single Ladies I am! My alter ego and owner of this Author’s website, Pammy, has been swept up in life since my last blog in March, as have I. Did yuh miss me?? She has deemed me an interview so I have fodder for this blog. I’ll be using her and HER destination as an example of what we Golden Girls and sometimes Boys do for fun-in-the-summertime. So as you don’t think my blogging is biased, I wish to warn you that, in my daily gad-abouts I’m more likely to be yakking with the female persuasion to keep my ear to the ground as to what’s happening in our world today, so you will see us gals represented more fully than you gents as you read the latest episode. Started in June, finished in AUGUST. EGADS! Life DOES get in the way.. As for Pammy, thank GOODNESS she has not given me my pink slip or golden parachute (as if!) for not doing my job of posting Monthly, as the title of the page suggests. After all, I LOVE writing stuff- about-how-I-feel-about-daily-life-as-a sensual-senior thingy and would hate to lose the chance […]

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Naomee the Sensual Senior Monthly Bluster-March 5th–get’er in before the Ides!!!

Oh my!! WHERE did the first and second month go? Have you ladies and gents noticed this strange phenomenon happening in your world? What shall we call it? “Double-Time? Or should it be half-time? Heck, how about quarter-time. Sounds like a strange musical movement! It’s like, two months go by in two days. So, today, being a buddy of Pammy’s, I asked her what all the fuss was about–this March 5th thingy. This is what she said… “Naomee, today always makes my heart beat faster. My hope and faith factor grow in leaps and bounds.I am at a juncture that just happens to be of monumental importance in Pammyland. We’re at my day of magic and life-changes? As my alter ego Pammy would say—Holy snappin’!!! It is March 5th!!! Do we all have a day like this–a 24 hour when the stars all align and our paths are changed forever?? Where, there really was nothing special about it. Day of the week-wise. Time of the year wise. It was not a holiday where everyone’s day is special or a day where, going in, we ourselves were unaware that IT was about to happen. That the next 24 were gonna make […]

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Naomi the Sensual Senior—Bless my 2017 with turnarounds. Monthly Bluster #19

Oh, and God, with these turnarounds I hope it would include You turning my lack into plenty, my confusion into clarity, my loneliness into happiness. In general, my tests into testimonies. Allow me to be in complete control of –me. Naomi, here, God and, Lord, I ask that You let 2017 be blessed with breakthroughs, miracles and change in my and my alter-ego Pammy’s life, too! Please. I read this list on a status in Pammy’s Facebook page and ‘’stole” it for it put my life in perspective. I ask for little. But I ask for it all. Plenty. Clarity. Happiness. Kk, so now that’s done. I put it out there in the Universe. NAMASTE and all that spiritual stuff that I DO embrace. I kid you not. I am a spiritual being even if I AM a sensual Senior. I may be mature but I’m not cold of heart or dead yet. Bet you folks reading this are all nodding your heads in agreement that you want some of that, too, right? The clarity, the miracles, the turning lack into plenty. I hear yuh, Baby! Seems we get to the New Year and we all get to thinking. Like, […]

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Monthly Bluster #18–Naomi the Sensual Senior-Missing the BLISS of Christmas.

Oooooooooooooo, it’s here!! THE SEASON is here. Pammy (my fellow sensual senior and alter-ego) and I are both MEGA EXCITED that is here once again, albeit, we both suffering greatly, weighed down some days by the same angst. It is missing a whole whole lot when celebrating the season as a mature single. Let me tell you, without going into detail, day after agonizing day, we get one punch in the stomach or heart after another, wishing we were sharing the 100 little special things that happen only once a year in heavenly couple-hood (or not so much heavenly other times of the year but put aside at Christams). But that is another story, fit for another place, in another time, besides here in the celebration of Yuletide. Like about 5 million others mature Canadian adults (last counted in the 2011 census and a whole whack going it alone December 25, 2016) Pammy and I LOVE Christmas. We freakin’ LOVE it! Bring on the memories and all the beautiful saccharin sweetness of it all. All those delicious and incredibly fattening munchies and even more delicious and multi-tiered feelings abound all round! There’s candy canes, sticky toffee puddings, chocolate candies, sugar […]

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NAOMEE THE SENSUAL SENIOR-MONTHLY BLUSTER #17-THE AGING GYPSY SYNDROME. The SINGLE ZOOMER DISEASE?

We are on the road again, my alter-ego and my favorite author, Pammy and I. She just now completed a 49 day, 20 stop-to-see-loved-ones trip across 4 provinces. And now she rests in Halifax. A three month sojourn? Only God knows? She, too, is seeking. Searching. Attempting to discover her place. Unsettled and unsatisfied with the status quo. The big questions of today on my Monthly Bluster are… Are we alone in this “is the grass-is-greener down the road” thingy? Is it gender specific? Are the male of the species just as —antsy? Is this restlessness and sense of urgency plaguing all we single humans-of-an-era? It seems so. But I will add this interesting bit to the mix in my monthly observations.. A much loved ex of Pammy’s just recently (in the grand scheme of life) found his life-mate, got married and has embarked on a new calling. He has returned to the classroom. In a seminary. To become an Anglican Priest of all things. All these life-changing events at 59-60 years old! So—SEE? It HAPPENS! Frankly—I don’t see this unsettled hand-wringing about the future as we nervous Nellies see it in all these “Celebrating 25-30-35 years of Wedding Bliss” […]

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Naomee the Sensual Senior-Monthly Bluster #16-The dry, dry summer of 2016

Naomee the Sensual Senior-Monthly Bluster #16-The dry, dry summer of 2016. My alter-ego Pammy and I are on the road visiting with family and buddies over this summer of 2016. And it’s HOT out there—literally. Hot and humid and DRY as hell! Sound like an oxymoron, doesn’t it? Well, fact is, we ain’t talkin’ just WEATHER here! As a matter of fact we ain’t just talkin’ the SUMMER here. As a matter of fact we talkin’ almost a YEAR since a man moved either of us to any consequence. Almost a YEAR!! And we ain’t getting any YOUNGER, Pammy and I! Like, CHA! (which translates to damn or sh** or horse-feathers in Jamaican ) Our LOVE lives are, literally, running hot (cause we are TRYING-HARD!) ‘n COLD-neck n neck. Alas. We have compared notes, Pammy and I and it seems the dryness is not just the grass from all of Ontario to Quebec and beyond which has withered and died…but –well— ok, let’s not GO there re the dryness thingy!!! It’s the dang SAHARA!! Sigh. We are getting right tired and testy in this Seeking….Searching…J.O.B! Frankly unsettled and unsatisfied with the status quo. Soooooooooo, the big question of today. Are […]

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