Naomee the Sensual Senior-Monthly Bluster #16-The dry, dry summer of 2016.
My alter-ego Pammy and I are on the road visiting with family and buddies over this summer of 2016. And it’s HOT out there—literally. Hot and humid and DRY as hell! Sound like an oxymoron, doesn’t it?
Well, fact is, we ain’t talkin’ just WEATHER here! As a matter of fact we ain’t just talkin’ the SUMMER here. As a matter of fact we talkin’ almost a YEAR since a man moved either of us to any consequence. Almost a YEAR!! And we ain’t getting any YOUNGER, Pammy and I!
Like, CHA! (which translates to damn or sh** or horse-feathers in Jamaican )
Our LOVE lives are, literally, running hot (cause we are TRYING-HARD!) ‘n COLD-neck n neck.
We have compared notes, Pammy and I and it seems the dryness is not just the grass from all of Ontario to Quebec and beyond which has withered and died…but –well— ok, let’s not GO there re the dryness thingy!!! It’s the dang SAHARA!!
We are getting right tired and testy in this Seeking….Searching…J.O.B!
Frankly unsettled and unsatisfied with the status quo.
Soooooooooo, the big question of today.
Are we alone in this?
Is it gender specific?
Are the fellas out restocking their multi-choice condom supply ‘cause their stash has –withered and dried up??
You know the old adage—“the only thing we have to fear is fear itself”-F.D.R.
Well, same-same kind of point seems to reign supreme now. The only thing to miss is companionship/a love life itself!
OR is it just Pammy and I as we discuss this conundrum?
After all. We ALWAYS think our sitch is individual and worse than anyone else’s in –well—ANY sitch—
HAS this hot, hot summer waned everyone’s libido? Or even CARE to seek a soulmate?
Or does it seem in my dating experience that Mature Gents just don’t WANT anyone in their space anymore?
The sex and fun and food and sex and all that STUFF—Well, sure. Once it cools down a bit. Even SPOONING is too much to handle! (so they tell me)
But—anything further from there? Ummmmmm…
Bottom line? It don’t seem so this Summer of 2016.
Even a DATE seems too much to bother with!
Should I take up a new hobby this fall, do yuh think???